Thursday, November 25, 2010


Today is that blessed and hallowed day where the entire planet unites to celebrate the invasion of Earth by the enlightened beings from planet LV-426. Families across the nation will gather around their old wood-burning stoves, feast on fresh pterodactly meat, drink Monster energy drinks, and watch that time-honored holiday classic, Thankskilling.

The Internet Movie Database describes it as feel-good romantic comedy wherein, "A homicidal turkey axes off college kids during Thanksgiving break." So grab a loved one, pass the LV-426-patented Intergalactic viewing goggles, and enjoy the full-length trailer for the universally beloved, Thankskilling.

In summation, happy Thankskilling from mine, yours, and this gay Pilgrim and Indian couple.

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